End-times Discussions Pillows

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

The End is Relative

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

'It looks like our time is up.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"My novel? I've put it on hold. I'm writing my response in case I get asked to do on eof those 'How I write' columns..."

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

The Doomed Character

Modern day doomsayer

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"Happy now, you jerk?"

"He's on life support. Mostly support."

'You can take that off now.'

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

"Do you believe in predestination?"

"Village church. Monday: Apocalypse. No bingo."

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

"I really enjoyed the Bible."

"He never was one for long shots."

World Ends April 15th: 'Tell me something I don't already know.'

Uncle Sam the maggot

"Of course I have a lot of empathy for the poor. . . As long as their quarter is far away from mine."

'It's been 3 weeks and still no rapture...I'm not waitin' that long fah you to pay yaw'r bah tab.'

'The right wing is a little uncomfortable. I was a Democrat.'

'I'm only paid 500 times more than our workers, so it's hard to hold my head up at the country club.'