End-of-life Discussion Pillows

"He's on life support. Mostly support."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

'It could be hours, or it could be weeks. He's determined to hang on until he finally understands the punchline to a joke everybody else got at a cocktail party in 1947!'

Heaven

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

Tom's last day.

Closed Thursdays.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"Don't mention it."

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Dad and his stupid bucket list."

"I suggest you say your final 'I told you so'."

"If I could pick just one keepsake, I think it would be the mutual funds."

"Have a seat!"

O'Leary's Monuments

"The doctor said I need to shop around for a casket. I asked for a second opinion and he suggested cremation."

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"Did you do all of this for me?"

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

Welcome to Heaven, a Gated Community.

Old woman on a stair lift to Heaven

His on his final journey.

"Nana, it's fine if those are your final words, but it's also OK if you want to take another stab at them."

"Your life flashing before your eyes" "Skip recap"

Selfie with death