End Of Year Meeting Pillows

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"I hate performance review season."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

"And while violations of our ethical code were up sharply this year, I think it's important to remember that last year we were amazingly ethical."

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. So let's all do our best to forget how great last year's revenues were."

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

'Hold on ? I have a followup question for you to evade.'

"In order to expedite this meeting, I'm putting you all on mute."

"And here is the winning board of the year."