Year-end Meeting Pillows

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"Take it. It's your bonus."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

"Our profits have been out-sourced ."

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

"Motion denied then"

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

'Hold on ? I have a followup question for you to evade.'

"In order to expedite this meeting, I'm putting you all on mute."

"Alright, who said that?"

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"And here is the winning board of the year."

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'