End Of Track Season Gifts

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Running

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

At the 2021 Religious Games

A married couple share the same pole vault.