
"Happy now, you jerk?"
Add a touch of humor to their space with a pillow featuring their favorite contemplative or humorous take on the end of the world. Comfort and comedy combined.
"Happy now, you jerk?"
'It looks like our time is up.'
"How can you be out of wings?"
"Good game."
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
"The end of my favorite series is near."
Totalitarian Humour
"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."
'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'
"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."
"You think it's tough down there?"
'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'
'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'
"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"
Dante's Undiscovered Prequels
"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."
'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'
A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.
"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."
"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"
"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"
Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.
'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'
Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.
"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."
"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."
Shoptalk
"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"
"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."
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