Psy and the end of the world.
End-of-the-world Skeptic Pillows
Decorate with pillows that celebrate the end-of-the-world skeptic’s perspective. Cozy and funny, they bring a playful touch to any living space, perfect for those with a skeptical yet lighthearted outlook.
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
"The end of my favorite series is near."
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated
'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'
The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
"The season finale of the world is near."
Doomsday marketing
'It looks like our time is up.'
"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."
'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'
Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."
Mr Meier calendar
"So much for global warming!"
Modern day doomsayer
'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'
Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.
"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."
Arctic Wildfires.
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.
The world can fry like a chip and end tomorrow as far as I'm concerned! I've made sure all my money is safe.
"Happy now, you jerk?"
"My girlfriend just finished with me. She said she wants 'a more long-term relationship'."
',,,,,and make it snappy'
'You can take that off now.'
"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."
'Tomorrow isn't good for me. How about tonight?'
How to make money for the apocalypse.
"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."
'But will you still respect me in the morning?'
The End is Ne...
The end is near. Prepare to meet thy maker. Man, I hate that guy - all doom and no gloom. The end is near.
End-of-the-world Skeptic Pillows Collection
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