End of the world - 'Josine, would you note that in my diary?'
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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.
"The end of my favorite series is near."
"Death coach..."
'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'
Zombie Fish
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
"The season finale of the world is near."
The other day during the zombie apocalypse
Doomsday marketing
'It looks like our time is up.'
The final days of hair coloring
'My backup special...'
"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."
"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."
'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'
'The end is near.'
'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'
Ok, I've set you up with an offshore back account, so you can hide your valuables for use after the oncoming apocalypse. You're too kind, sir. Where is it? Caymans? Switzerland? That's amateur stuff. The economy's increasingly global. When America goes down, it could take the Swiss and Cayman economies down with it. Then where – To open your account, I'll need your passport, tax returns, and a map of your genome. Bank of Deneb Prime. Trump turned me on to it.
"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."
"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."
"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "
Mr Meier calendar
"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."
"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."
'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'
It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?
'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'
'Put it on my tab.'
"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
The end of the world is nigh - Get your specially adapted clock here
"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."
"It is the end of the world, but who would have thought it would be so noninvasive and convenient."
Mayhem, Inc. Part 11
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