End Of The Week Pillows

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Computer Room.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Do your research!

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Pull an all-nighter?

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.