End Of The Week Pillows

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Computer Room.

'T.M.I.F.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Friday

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Pull an all-nighter?

Need an elevated state of mind too!