End Of The Workweek Pillows

Friday 5.30pm.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Back to school.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Relaxing on a sofa

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

City centre pub.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'A Fucking Drink'

Out Box

"What time is it mentally?"

Monday morning is nigh.

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.