End Of Work Week Pillows

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

'A Fucking Drink'

"It's been a very long week!"

"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."

"Oh well, that's another week done!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

Back to school.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

City centre pub.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Friday 5.30pm.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Relaxing on a sofa

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."