End Of Summer Vacation T-Shirts

"It's over. Go home."

The Last Fling of Summer

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

'Are we there yet?'

Bike Rides

Try me/try me/try me...

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'How very Cumbria.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'