End Of Summer Vacation Gifts

"It's over. Go home."

The Last Fling of Summer

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Build a Raft

Marshmallows

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Are we there yet?'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Young Picasso at the Beach

Try me/try me/try me...

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'How very Cumbria.'

Bike Rides

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Camping holidays in the British summer.