End Of Summer Break T-Shirts

Signs of Fall

'Get down here and start your homework, you two. That's enough screen time for today.'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

University Soapflakes

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Bike Rides

Happy holidays for kids.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Finally...school starts next week."

Learning.

Back to school.

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

The Month of August

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'