'The recession's over, Miss Pym, order me a much larger desk.'
End Of Recession Pillows
Add a touch of comfort and optimism to your space with pillows that celebrate the end of tough economic times and look forward to prosperity.
'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'
'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'
Sub-prime Bear
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'
Business News.
'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'
Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.
Unconditional Surrender
'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'
"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."
Post-corona road to recovery
"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."
"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."
'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'
'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'
'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'
"Any sign of recovery yet?"
Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.
"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."
Financial crisis and layoffs
Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.
"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale."
"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"
"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"
...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!
Coming out of the crisis
Jetsgo out of business.
'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'
'If the market should go down really deep, I'll be well prepared!'
'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'
By camouflaging himself, Ed was able to avoid being a victim of the company's massive layoffs.
Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)
'Crisis'
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