Economic Recession Pillows

'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'

More Toxic Assets.

Mario Draghi

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Sub-prime Bear

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'I've been sent by the board to ask if you'd be willing to cut your symbolic one dollar a year salary to fifty cents.'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

Post-corona road to recovery

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

Financial crisis and layoffs

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"Perkins, sometimes consistency is not a virtue."

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale."

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

'What gives you the idea we're on a sinking ship?'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'Crisis'

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

The Recession Hole.

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

Stress.

Business jargon : 'significant negative growth' translated into : 'we are dead broke !'