"I was going to bring an apple for the teacher too, but since the marking period is approaching, I decided to bring an apple pie."
End Of Marking Period Pillows
Add a cozy touch to celebrating academic milestones with pillows featuring witty or motivational designs about conquering the end of a marking period.
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'
'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."
Work Parfait
"Thank you for that summation of the charts."
"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."
"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"
'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'
The Salesman
Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.
"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."
"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."
"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."
'They're dog roses!'
'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'
"How is the budget forecast looking?"
'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'
Pesky students.
Smiling businessman with rising profits
'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'
Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with
End of Year Figs.
"It all looks fine to me."
Sales Chart Through Ceiling
Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .
'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'
"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."
"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."
'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'
'I got a big refund on my income tax.'
IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'
"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."
End Of Marking Period Pillows Collection
End Of Marking Period Mugs
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End Of Marking Period Prints
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End Of Marking Period T-Shirts
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