End Of The Month Pillows

'I hate it when she assigns an essay at the end of the month, after I've reached my data limit.'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

Computer Room.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Work Parfait

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Do your research!

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

University Soapflakes

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Now showing, at a University near you...

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

The Salesman

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.