End Of Life Preparation Prints

"Don't mention it."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Death coach..."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

'It could be hours, or it could be weeks. He's determined to hang on until he finally understands the punchline to a joke everybody else got at a cocktail party in 1947!'

Heaven

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

Tom's last day.

Closed Thursdays.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"If I could pick just one keepsake, I think it would be the mutual funds."

Morty likes a holistic approach... sex, cigarettes, pillow talk and then death.

"Dad and his stupid bucket list."

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Have a seat!"

"I suggest you say your final 'I told you so'."

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'What's the pass-word?'

O'Leary's Monuments

"The doctor said I need to shop around for a casket. I asked for a second opinion and he suggested cremation."

"Did you do all of this for me?"

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

'Put it on my tab.'

Welcome to Heaven, a Gated Community.