End-of-life Planner Prints

"Death coach..."

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

"Great, now we're lost."

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

Decision time

"Are we there yet?"

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

"Don't mention it."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

Great coaching is about understanding your coachee's agenda..