Exit Planner Prints

"Mr. Weems is easily approachable. It's the exit strategy that requires detailed strategy."

Tourists

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Desert Island Fantasies

"Death coach..."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"Efficiency tombs available"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Deflating Island

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Playpen Jailbreak.