Afterlife Preparation Prints

'What's the pass-word?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."