"You're confirmed for Sunday at 5:30 A.M. in your bed, sound asleep."
Preparing For Afterlife Prints
Decorate with meaning and wit through our prints, capturing the humor and reflection associated with preparing for the afterlife and honoring loved ones' journeys beyond.
"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."
'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
"Surgery up here is free!"
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
"All we have left is standing room only."
"It's true: no more burpees."
Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"I thought there would be bacon here."
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'
'This is way better than a litter box.'
"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."
Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."
"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."
"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."
'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'
"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."
"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."
'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.
Preparing For Afterlife Prints Collection
Preparing For Afterlife Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that humorously and thoughtfully acknowledge life's transitions and the contemplation of the afterlife.
Preparing For Afterlife Pillows
Our pillows add a cozy, humorous touch to any space, perfect for those reflecting on their life's next chapter or remembering loved ones.
Preparing For Afterlife T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts that celebrate life's big moments, including the journey beyond, with wit and warmth suited for thoughtful reflections.