End Of Gardening Season Pillows

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

Snow flake

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Award Winning Gardener

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Football team discussions.

"Finally...school starts next week."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

The First Day of Fall.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

The Month of August

Getting Rid of the Cure

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Grow damn you!

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Fall in the Greek Temple

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

It's officially spring

Lion in Winter

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Autumn Dog

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"