End Of Gardening Season T-Shirts

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

Snow flake

Award Winning Gardener

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Football team discussions.

"Finally...school starts next week."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

The First Day of Fall.

The Month of August

Getting Rid of the Cure

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Grow damn you!

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

It's officially spring

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The irises clash with the roses! Peonies?! Here? What was I thinking? No! Not aphids already! Psycho gardening disorder.

Lion in Winter

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Autumn Dog