Encryption Admirer Gifts

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Saving Spain

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Mad cleaning robot.

The Cashless Society is Here

Red hot little combo

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Butterfly Woman

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Hello - goodbye.'

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

Christopher Fry.

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.