Encouragement Seekers Pillows

'Go ahead, take a number - you deserve one!'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Warrior Woman

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Mod Kwan Doh

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

High Five

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

Whenever his boss praised him, he broke into the biggest smile.

PEP TALKS!

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'