Enchanting Epics Mugs

If cows would write fairy tales...

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Warrior Woman

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Siegfried and the dragon

Edmund Spenser

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Don Quichotte's shadow

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Stonehenge Bowling

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

John Milton

Sauron's Sore Eye

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

Aeneas

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

Dear Greeks - Our sincere thanks for the giant wooden horse! What a wonderful surprise when we...

Don Quixote

Monster in the Alley.

Better move the hatch. They might be the type to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Horseback.

'Relax...what could possibly go wrong?'

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

A Vision Had by Charlemagne (Legend of Croquemitaine).

'The large crate contains my medals.'

Homerphobia

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'