Epic Storyteller Mugs

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

Horseback.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

The Two Enemy Fleets Clash. (Orlando Furioso).

Sorry we don't do vanity publishing

'...So one day I just decided to walk away from my mortgage and, well... one thing led to another...'

Siegfried and the dragon

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"We only got six days of funding."

Swan Fairy Tales

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Warrior Woman

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Eat my dust!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Phoenix

Santa CGI Effect

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Santa's Helpers

Fairy tale

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."