Empty Concert Hall Dreamer Gifts

Music at Home Pt. 1

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Nice jingle!'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

I love my Uke.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

twist building

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Happy Thought.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

Open-Plan Psychiatry

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"We've decided to add forty floors."