Empty Stadium Explorer Gifts

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Fist Bumper Cars

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

I think it's time he left home.'

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Automatic swing machine

Windmill

Music at Home Pt. 1

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Swinging on the Chandelier

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Bottle tossing

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Skipping girl.

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Bumper Cars of Love.

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

Ball Pit Island

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"You're the school yard monitor today. It's your duty to eject the bear from school grounds."