Center Stage Dreamer Gifts

Kneel

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Elvis Presley

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Rainbow Quartet

Big screen TV.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Steve Howe.

Giraffe Portrait

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Ballet dancer.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The world's most unemployable family

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"