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'There's been a drop in your performance.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

When we believe together we achieve together.

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Sinking sales

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

"Corporate thinks it's time we updated our motivational strategies."

Course 'Management Skills and Employee Motivation', 09 AM - 05 PM, No breaks!

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Support, Encourage, Inspire.

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

'I like to reward my employees for doing a good job. That's why I keep treats in my pockets when I walk past the cubicles.'

'A raise might destroy their initiative. The good old carrot and stick bonus keeps them focused.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'We're not exactly sure why it works yet but his productivity is up 50.'

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

Motivation Coach

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"

Elf of the Month

Motivation: No Recognition, Poor Rewards, Bureaucracy.