Employee Empowerment Advocate Pillows

"I can't stand microwave managers."

'He moved the party from the Grand Hotel to Denny's, and our Christmas bonuses are staple removers with our names on them.'

Woman carries the world.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Leadership suits you

Motivation to work

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

'Communication within the company is really bad according to this report.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

USA Slavery

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

'You're too aggressive.'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'HR fired me because of an 'unstable job demand'. When I demanded a decent wage, they said I was unstable.'

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

Mexico Elections 2024

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."