Empirical Reasoning Enthusiast Gifts

August Comte

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

COVID-19 Stops Economy

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Eurobonds Explained.

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Nervous World Markets.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

survival of the fittest

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank