Empathetic Leader Gifts

'Management is all about 'empathy', about developing positive, supportive and healthy relationships with colleagues and staff... and if you can't get that through your thick skull then you'll be as useless as you look!'

A bridge between the 'haves' and the 'have nots' crumbles.

"When I said you could bring your problems to me at anytime - I meant at the office."

"Your legitimacy as a philanthropist is at stake."

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

"Go fire Henderson, but be kind about it."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"Are you OK hun?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

World Hunger Conference.

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Human Rights

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

No safe haven

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'I'm saying I want to share your pain you selfish bastard.'

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"You're sad about the wrong things, Albert."