Emotional Truth Seeker Pillows

"The virtual reality is I still don't love you."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Relationship Warning Lights

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Skeptic Tank.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Large Emoticon Collider

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."