Emotional Truth Seeker Pillows

"The virtual reality is I still don't love you."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Press Freedom

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Skeptic Tank.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Large Emoticon Collider

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Truth

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."