Spiritual Truth Seeker Pillows

Yeah, well, I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age, either.

"Good game."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It's such a lovely day!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Skeptic Tank.

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"All we have left is standing room only."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Zenemies.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Needs to get a life"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'