Emotional Therapist Gifts

"I've got pride but no shame."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

WHO checklist

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Mime marriage.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Ecological Therapy

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"We don't talk."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

"If I'd known, I would've changed my vows to; Until bald and fat do we part."

Broken Heart

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"