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'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Succession 2

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Joe Hundredaire

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"Did I miss something?"

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

The night

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

The children at their cousin's grave

I miss...

'As a teenager, I was constantly abused.'

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.