Emotional Philosopher Gifts

"Oh, and your feelings have been trying to get in touch with you."

"Even if you left me I probably wouldn’t notice."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

Suffering Inwardly.

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

'Hey, don't blame me, just doing what the sign says...'

The Beginning of the end

Spirit of love

"It's not about you George, it's ME, and the fact that I think you're a useless, pathetic waste of skin."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Large Emoticon Collider

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

The Book Lover

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."