Emotional Health Journey Gifts

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Postwar is hell."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Window Treatment

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"You left your demons here last week."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

Emotional Support Pest

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"I’d like to return my Fitbit—It won’t stop calling me a lazy piece of sh*t."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Attack of the 'health' foods

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."