Emotional Bonding T-Shirts

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

A child interrupting family prayers

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

D.I.Y with dad.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Family Feeling

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."