Emotional Bonding T-Shirts

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

A child interrupting family prayers

Yoga with Baby

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

D.I.Y with dad.

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Family Feeling

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."