Emotional Sharing T-Shirts

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Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

Very Difficult Conversations

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Pet a Puppy

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Large Emoticon Collider

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Emotional Bling

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Emotional Support Pest

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."