Emotional Attachment Pillows

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Worry tank

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Feel better, dear?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Childlike love

Love Birds love snuggles

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

I can't smile without you...

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

You just keep giving.

Family Feeling

Mum Hearts.

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

'Nobody understands me at reasonable fees.'

'We're drifting apart.'

Be my Valentine!

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

"The good news is your responsible for your own happiness." "Ooof! That's a lot of pressure!"

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

Kissing.

"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"Remember, loneliness is being alone in bad company. "