Family Attachment Enthusiasts Pillows

'Mock if you want, but I feel a connection with my mom.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Grounded

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

A child interrupting family prayers

I love my family!

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"Use your inside scream."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'They're a very successful family.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Sliding Down the Banister

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Family sitting on sofa.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Family.

'Go forth and multiply!'

Production manager with lots of children.

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

A couple with a new baby