Emotion Expression Lovers Gifts

The Many Faces of Bev

"Darn autocorrect!"

"She looks just like in your photos."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Men can show their emotions!

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

The Sensitive Dude.

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"My appraisal says disappointing..." "But with a smiley face!"

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

Man asking lady if she cares for him

Of course, you do --- Yu have mixed feelings about everything!

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."

"Oh George. My heart."

Laughing till you cry

'I admire a man who's not afraid to cry...but not when he sees how much dinner costs.'

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

And it goes without saying that...

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

Protests

'Help me, Helen! I'm feeling a momentary lapse of cynicism!'

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'