Emotion Expression Lovers Gifts

The Many Faces of Bev

"Darn autocorrect!"

"She looks just like in your photos."

Men can show their emotions!

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

The Sensitive Dude.

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"My appraisal says disappointing..." "But with a smiley face!"

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

Laughing till you cry

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

"Oh George. My heart."

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

Man asking lady if she cares for him

'I admire a man who's not afraid to cry...but not when he sees how much dinner costs.'

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

Protests

And it goes without saying that...

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

'Help me, Helen! I'm feeling a momentary lapse of cynicism!'

"Learn to express your emojis."

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'