Emmy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Not to brag, but every TV show I'm currently watching has been nominate for multiple Emmy awards."

Ed Asner - 1929-2021

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Soccer coach of the year.

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Barbie Oscars

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'