Emergency Room Nurse Gifts

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I'm very sorry...but we can't help with a broken office coffee machine!"

'CLEAR!'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'Do it yourself?'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"She tried to apply her press-on nails with an iron."

"And what's the nature of today's visit?"

"COVID? Nah, Joe Wicks workouts..."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Ticket and passport, please."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'