Emergency Room Ninja Pillows

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

CLEAR!

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'Next.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

Surgical Operation.

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

"He fought like hell."

Nurse cautioning a patient

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

"Do you know your name? Do you know where you are? Do you remember the accident? Do you know you had a hole in your underpants?"

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

"I can catch-you can't throw."

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

"We have male patient coming in who has a large parsnip stuck up his colon!"